And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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