I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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