She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I lost the right to judge tonight
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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