I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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