I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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