it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
whose ass print is on the piano?
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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