i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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