We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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