ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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