Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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