Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
Randomize
