It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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