I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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