she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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