FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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