I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Randomize
