ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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