good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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