why didn't you poke me back
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
Randomize
