I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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