ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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