Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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