This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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