3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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