Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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