Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
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