And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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