Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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