question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
