She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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