It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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