so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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