I'm really into asian looking animals
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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