The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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