Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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