I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
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