What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
what day is it and did you see me today?
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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