It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
My feet surprised me
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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