You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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