VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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