question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize