that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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