Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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