Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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