David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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