oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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