tell your sister to shave her snatch
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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