5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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