If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Randomize
