My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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